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PostPosted: Fri Jul 02, 2010 1:20 pm 
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<font color="yellow"><b>Attention all CSA Western Theater Staff Officers, Division Commanders, Corps Commanders</b></font id="yellow">

The CSA Secret Intelligence Service has informed me that a Union invasion (Western Thunder) is due on or about the 1st of August so I deemed it prudent that we have a planning conference.

There for you are all required to attend said conference.

To ensure that the smurfs do not get wind of this very important conference we will be using an existing civilian conference as cover. The organisers of the Southern Show Girls Appreciation Society have agreed to let us use an annex of their hotel for planning.

Agenda: Day 1

0600 – 1200 hrs Relax
1300 – 1800 hrs Southern Gambling Skills Course
1800 – 1930 Dinner
1930hrs – till late Southern Officers Tactical Drinking Course

Agenda: Day 2

0730 – 0735hrs Western Thunder Planning Meeting
0800 – 1200hrs Show Girls Appreciation Workshop Part 1
1300 – 1800 hrs Show Girls Appreciation Workshop Part 2
1800 – 2359 Formal Dinner

Given the very high workload during the conference it is recommend that all officers attending take a weeks leave to recover.

Standby to receive TOP SECRET Orders at your HQ. They will reveal the secret location of the Grand Hotel in Baton Rouge - oops


Major General Cam McOmish
Commander Western Theater
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Cam, we found these CSA eyes lying on the floor in the Old Abe Tavern and thought they might be either yours or Col. Stiles. With all the drinking, laughing and back slapping that was going on over there in the corner between the two of you, we thought one of you must have lost them!

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General Meyer Sir

We might have been blind drunk but this morning we can both see. I cannot imagine where those eye-balls came from - maybe it is an eastern delicacy sent by the ET Yanks?

Anyway Sir we are on our way to Baton.......

Gen McOmish, Sir, can I bring these Eagle's Lurch (sorry...Perch) hostesses in the Hooters shirts back home with us? They will make a meaningful contribution to the Southern Show Girls Appreciation Society.

Gen Meyer, we will see you & your Boys at Western Thunder soon. Please restock the bar for our victory celebrations........we will return.




Col Stewart Stiles
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