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Author:  cameronm [ Sat Apr 13, 2019 3:40 am ]
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I have the unfortunate duty (well not that unfortunate) to inform you people up north that JEB Stuart captured the Easter Bunny yesterday, it has also come to light that the bunny was shot during a botched escape attempt. The wild mobs of bereaved rug rats, aka ankle biters, aka kids will now be causing untold damage to the failing Union cause, which is most fortunate.

On an entirely different matter, do any club members have any good rabbit recipes?

Author:  mihalik [ Sat Apr 13, 2019 12:23 pm ]
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Hi, General,

One Mr E. Fudd had a recipe he was dying to try but I don't think he ever did. Wonder whatever happened to that guy.

Author:  Ernie Sands [ Sat Apr 13, 2019 1:07 pm ]
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He became a Fuddy Duddy!

Author:  Joe Meyer [ Sat Apr 13, 2019 2:33 pm ]
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The Easter Bunny's loss is of no great consequence to the Union war effort. It is true that in prior years he had served as something of a moral booster for the folks at home; but more recently he became a supporter of Dan Sickles' political career and fell prey to the wild drinking parties in Washington. Rumor had it that Peter seemed overly attentive to Mrs. Sickle's comings and goings. It was reported by the Sarasota Weekly last year that when he came through that New York community his eggs had a dingy, gray color and that his candies were mold ridden. Shortly afterwards Sickles disavowed any affiliation with the bunny, claiming that there was room in his campaign for only one drinker!

There is no accounting for such debacles and the unexpected consequences that follow them. It is said that some of our Union armies have adopted a jaunty, new marching tune sarcastically commemorating the bunny's fall, Here Comes Peter Soddentail.

Author:  D. Hampel [ Fri Apr 19, 2019 12:35 pm ]
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Cam, no worries. An old Rebel medic told me that there is a special "Pet Cemetery" just outside of Petersburg that should fix everything. If you hurry, you still have time to get him in the ground before Sunday and all will be good again. ;o)

Remember, once he's back up-&-kicking again, don't eat the jellybeans he leaves laying around....those aren't jellybeans. :)

Author:  cameronm [ Fri Apr 19, 2019 3:10 pm ]
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There ain’t no way back for the bunny, one of Italian club members gave me a recipe for a ragu, so Mr Bugs is meeting Miss Pasta for a hot date in the CSA AoT officers mess :mrgreen:

Author:  C. Hecht [ Fri Apr 19, 2019 6:39 pm ]
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I think our Union bunny can handle the South:

Author:  D. Hampel [ Sun Apr 21, 2019 10:05 am ]
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Absolute Classic Gen. Hecht! Fun to watch another Rebel general get tricked on the battlefield...... never gets old. :)

Bugs Bunny - Southern Fried Rabbit (1953) [ORIGINAL AUDIO]

Author:  mihalik [ Sun Apr 21, 2019 3:57 pm ]
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Yeah, I liked the part where Yosemite Sam by his lonesome has a bunch of yankees cowering in their bombproof. That's one tough dude!

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