American Civil War Game Club (ACWGC)

The three Yankee Generals were taking a walk in the woods when they came upon a line of tracks. General Hampel said, “Those must be deer tracks!”
General Meyers said, “No, stupid, anyone can tell those are rabbit tracks!”
General Sands said, “No, you idiots, those are horse tracks!”
They where still arguing when the train hit them.

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General Tim Miller
1st (Palmetto Ghost Riders) Cavalry Brigade
4th Division
I Corp
Army of Tennessee

Why Suh you are in fine form, most excellent.

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General Cam McOmish

Brigade Commander
Alabama State Volunteers
Cleburne's Division
Hardee's Corps
(1/1/1)
Army of Tennessee
Confederate States of America

<SALUTE>
Your Excellency
thank you for your kind words....
YOS

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General Tim Miller
1st (Palmetto Ghost Riders) Cavalry Brigade
4th Division
I Corp
Army of Tennessee

Can I have the horses that were pulling the train through the woods?

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Gen Ned Simms
2/XVI Corps/AotT
Blood 'n Guts hisself, a land lovin' pirate. Show me some arty tubes and we'll charge 'em.
VMI Class of '00

Those were rebel mules, Ned!

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General Jos. C. Meyer, ACWGC
Union Army Chief of Staff
Commander, Army of the Shenandoah
Commander, Army of the Tennessee
(2011-2014 UA CoA/GinC)

Not horses, not mules BUT HEE HAW!

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General Ernie Sands
President ACWGC -Sept 2015- Dec 2020
7th Brigade, 1st Division, XVI Corps, AoT
ACWGC Records Site Admin

"If you do not know where you are going, any road will take you there."

Ernie, how is it that as the Club President you looked the other way when Gen. Miller decided to re-activate his commission? Now it appears we will be saddled with his traipsing around the forums, dragging that oversized saber of his and noisily making a spectacle of himself in an attempt to jokingly demean and degrade everyone wearing the blue! (Not that I don't appreciate a good joke, but his jokes are stinkers!)

Well, I for one, won't stand for it! No, sir! As of today I am founding the Good Jokes For Tim, the GJFT, donation fund, where everyone passing by may drop a nickel or two in Tim's name for purchase of the latest best seller from that world-famous barb, Clarence Rascaller, entitled, 100 Crackers for the Wise Man. This particular work succeeds and compliments Rascaller's book of last year, Why Don't They Laugh?

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General Jos. C. Meyer, ACWGC
Union Army Chief of Staff
Commander, Army of the Shenandoah
Commander, Army of the Tennessee
(2011-2014 UA CoA/GinC)

Gen Meyer
<SALUTE>
Demeaning...degrading...really....I thought I was complimenting ya'll boys in blue.....
My jokes are stinkers!! I want you to know it was standing room only at the Opera Houses in Atlanta, Charleston and Richmond.
Appreciate ya'll collecting monies for me.....will be donated to the CAUSE

YOS

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General Tim Miller
1st (Palmetto Ghost Riders) Cavalry Brigade
4th Division
I Corp
Army of Tennessee