Just recently we had a strategic planning session at the CSA AoT command bunker aka the Vicksburg Arms Tavern. We had drunk most of our way through the planning session and had settled on a sure fire way of ending the war – raid and appropriate all the Union toilet paper we can find, which in turn would force the Union off their toilets and very quickly to the negotiation table, which in turn would lead to a favorable peace. So yes a cunning and totally evil plan, and so I was about to sign off when Brig Gen James Edwards asked the question “Do yanks use toilet paper” Dang this is a vital piece of information we need to know, so if you have any information on this subject please post here in this secret forum.

General, I seriously doubt this nefarious scheme would be considered acceptable under the rules of civilized warfare. If we steal Yankee toilet paper, it gives them license to steal our corncobs. Then the war could get really nasty!