Gentlemen, Sirs! <Salute!>
It is my pleasure to announce the return of Major Hampus Drott back to our club and the Tavern. Major Drott is looking much spiffier in his new BLUE uniform and has been assigned to the Army of the Potomac. He is buying the first round to celebrate his return and good fortune in finding himself north of the MDL. But his funds may be limited due to his tailor’s charges, so suggest you move quickly to the bar now (...like Rebs on roadkill, to quote a good Yankee friend
)Respectfully yours,