*enters tavern, exhaling a large cloud of smoke from a rather nice cigar* Have to say I love what they have done with the place since General Miller's Comedy show. Brings to mind an incident that happened the night of the said offense. *pours tumbler full from a bottle of Old Crow* The ruckus from the tavern disturbed me as I was deep in study in the Union Military Library. Walking towards the tavern, I saw a poor, thread-bare, barefoot Johhny...on the roof! I yelled up to the poor soul, "Johnny...whatever are you doing up there?" "Why, hell fa-r, Yank, haven't you heard? General Miller said drinks were on the tavern tonight!" Now, no one will question the quality of General Miller's moonshine, which I'm sure had a lot to do in both of these unfortunate situations, but it does bring into question overall basic Reb intelligence. Anyone see an ashtray? I havent seen one since General McOmish's horse ate the last one.
_________________ Colonel Jason "Skeedaddle" Campbell The Mahoning 4th Brigade 3rd Division 2nd Corp AoT "Let's fill up our canteens, boys. Some of us will be in hell before nightfall and we'll need the water"
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