Don't make me get ole Marsena Patrick and his whiskered face over here and provost you to the brig.
Meanwhile, Lambchops Burnside and some guy named Doubleday wielding a "bat" sneak up behind the the smallest Texan in the bunch and whack 'im over the noggin. Figures the small guy has the mouth, they say to each other.
As for hitting a guy from behind - well, that's just good flanking tactics says General Laub from his corner of the bar...[^]
General Jeff Laub
Army of the Potomac
http://www.geocities.com/laubster22/AoP/