Great to have you with us, Lt. Longmire! I will forgive you for enlisting on the wrong side of the club, but you must understand that when this great conflict has been resolved that you will not be accorded any of the celebratory libations or women that will be provided. You will have to be content watching the proceedings from your cell, standing alongside General McOmish who will tell you that this whole thing might have been avoided if Lincoln hadn't have put a tax on milk! That caused everyone in the South to turn to alcohol, their sense of reason then becoming heavily impaired.
I know you couldn't possibly be related to the fictional Sheriff Walt Longmire of Absarooka County (one of my favorite TV characters), but are you from that neck of the woods?
_________________ General Jos. C. Meyer, ACWGC Union Army Chief of Staff Commander, Army of the Shenandoah Commander, Army of the Tennessee (2011-2014 UA CoA/GinC)
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