Headline, Sacramento Bee.com, August 10th, 2045:
MicroSoft Announces Support Discontinuance for All Windows Operating Systems
Biological Key to New Millennial View OS To Be Implanted In Customer's Brains
MicroSoft pulled the plug on its long-lived and archaic Windows operating systems, claiming that its new Millennial View system, which operates without the user's fingers, will expedite Information Technology to even greater heights of satisfaction. Moreover, the Supreme Court has ruled that individuals attempted to thwart advancement of these newer systems by adhering to their older, time-wasting and defunct systems will be taxed an additional $75 for each minute they access the Internet. In a remarkable turn of events, the Windows supporters who gathered in Seattle to protest the discontinuance, were summarily detained and later executed for their intemperate stupidity...