By His Most Britannic Majesty, by the Grace of God, of the Kingdoms of Great Britain, France and Ireland, Ruler of the Provincial and Colonial Dominion in British America and the British West Indies and of Our other Realms and Territories, King Defender of the Faith,
To all Lords Spiritual and Temporal and all other Our Subjects whatsoever to whom these Presents shall come Greetings:
Ye all should take heed that orders have been issued from Kingston, the capital of the Military & Royal Governorship of His Most Britannic Majesty's Royal, Provincial and Colonial Dominion in British America and the British West Indies of the reassignment of an Illustrious Officer to the Brigade of Guards:
The Most Illustrious Field Marshal The Marquess of Brandywine, KCB (Phil Natta)
and
His Beloved & Loyal Companion the Commander of the British Arm of Regional Canines (B.A.R.C) Sir Bartholomew, KCB
Having served in His Majesty's Royal Marines, whipping them into shape to face the demanding needs of defeating all foes far and wide and having secured the Fortress of Gibraltar from the vile enemy who sought to take it from the proper rule of His Most Britannic Majesty it has been deemed fit for:
The Most Illustrious Field Marshal the Marquess of Brandywine, KCB to be reassigned to the Brigade of Guards in command of the:
1st Company
http://www.wargame.ch/1776/British/guards.htm
and shall be committed to the restoration of peace and good order in these troubled and misled colonies. He & his company as well as Sir Bartholomew, KCB will land in New York and proceed to the front to fight against the foe.
"Gentlemen of all armies, shake in your boots & ask for mercy, for I give you His Majesty, the Most Illustrious Field Marshal The Marquess of Brandywine, KCB and Sir Bartholomew, KCB "
Done by my hand this 17th day of October at Kingston
Ludwig
WITNESS Ourself at the Court of St. James, the 17th day of October of the current year,
Your service to His Majesty and the Club go almost unrivaled, but only by a few, and your in character personality is a lot of fun and adds an extra dimension of fun & enjoyment for me and quite a few others in the Club! 
Plus your general nature as a member of the Club fits within what we are trying to do here. Have fun, plays games, share a few stories and laughs and make this a good place to be.
I had always known you & Bartholomew being there, so it was only fitting. 