American Civil War Game Club (ACWGC)

The AotM cordially invites all AoA officers to defect to the AotM at their earliest convenience. We understand most of your time is spent learning to read and write since the literacy of Alabama is only marginally above that of Timbuktu. The Yanks largely ignore your little state as it lacks any major industry or objectives. Our sources tell us you guard the governor's shack most of the time and that your rifles are old hand-me-downs from the Revolution. Not the American one either but the old English Civil War.

Come join a real man's Army in Mississippi where we actually look after important objectives, terrain, and a population with more than 3 teeth. We will be happy to take all volunteers! We have a history of whipping on the Yanks so all must adjust to our victorious style.

Sir,

The aspersions you cast on the standard of literacy in this state have no foundashun.

A pox on you and your army.

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BG. James Broadhead
2nd Brigade
1st Infantry Division "The Fianna"
II Corps "The Light Fighters"
Army of Alabama
CSA

Well said Suh <salute>

General Cam McOmish
Georgia State Volunteers
1st Infantry Division
I Corps
Army of Alabama

AKA

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General Cam McOmish

Brigade Commander
Alabama State Volunteers
Cleburne's Division
Hardee's Corps
(1/1/1)
Army of Tennessee
Confederate States of America

Considering the length of time it took the AoA to respond to these insults I can only assume you sent away for a translator and had them read it you. The AotM can defeat more Yank Armies than your second-rate Army can any day of the week. We shall see which Army is superior in 2011!

Yeah Yeah Yeah - to busy fighting to respond

General Cam McOmish
Georgia State Volunteers
1st Infantry Division
I Corps
Army of Alabama

aka

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General Cam McOmish

Brigade Commander
Alabama State Volunteers
Cleburne's Division
Hardee's Corps
(1/1/1)
Army of Tennessee
Confederate States of America

Slapping mosquitos and chasing rats does not count as "fighting."

Cheeky sod

General Cam McOmish
Georgia State Volunteers
1st Infantry Division
I Corps
Army of Alabama

aka

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General Cam McOmish

Brigade Commander
Alabama State Volunteers
Cleburne's Division
Hardee's Corps
(1/1/1)
Army of Tennessee
Confederate States of America

Perhaps General Strickler is trying to start a civil war within a civil war? Is there an AoA Vs AotM tournament on the horizon?

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BG. James Broadhead
2nd Brigade
1st Infantry Division "The Fianna"
II Corps "The Light Fighters"
Army of Alabama
CSA

If there was I am sure your Army would already be half-way through Georgia running for cover

(It's fun to poke at the AoA and see what floats to the surface )

Gen. Strickler Suh. It is with much saddness that I respond to your insult to our fine Army. It seems the we as southerners are not treated as brothers by our own brothers. But Suh - you should keep in mind that as the Union doesn't really have any ambition to invade our quaint state we are free to brew Hooch and all those other things so sorely needed for our moral. And if you have never tasted MOSQUITO Brew - well then Suh - you are very sadly missing out on one of the BESTESTS of exports are state has.

Also we are the ones what invented the toilet seats. Oh I know y'all boast that you were fustest with that invention - but Suh - we was the ones what cut a hole in it and made it OH SO MUCH MORE FUNCTIONAL.

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Gen. Vern Pinkham
AoA Commanding

You may have cut the hole in the seat but we had to explain to you what the hole could be used for. Seeing yall run around with them around your necks was too painful for us to watch anymore.

Well Suh, At least we did not soil our britches as we ran around with them around our necks. It seems y'all of Mississippi went from Butternut to BROWN. It gives a brand new meaning to FETCH ME MY BROWN pants.

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Gen. Vern Pinkham
AoA Commanding