Gentlemen please join me in welcoming Field Lieutenant's Thompson Cox, who has appointed to the command of the 2nd Brigade, 2nd Division of Forrest's Cavalry Corps. He is very young and somewhat impressionable, so lets get him severely liquored up and party like we mean it. At midnight we shall go and pay the Dump of Trees Tavern a visit and trash the place. If someone can bring a bottle Dr Fosters Facial Hair Elixir we can set fire to all the chairs in the Tavern. I have a couple of hogs heads of beer and a barrel of whisky to see us though the first half hour of the party.
