American Civil War Game Club (ACWGC)

All us fellahs down in the Swamp Legion, runnin’ threw dem mud rot fields of East Virginia and North Carolina we be…uh…lil’ proud of our traditions….

Long time go a feller by the name of Den McBride n anotter feller named Tony Hill (damn Anglishman) they be responsible for makin’ the good brew, the good ol’ Lord gave us!

Now you shy Western Boys don’t seem to know which-a-way them breecherlooms ofyers suppose to go on….so I’ll tell ya….after havin some of da gooder stuff, you ain’t gonna have problems figurin’in dat out….cause you gonna run and finder yerself a lil’ lady en you’a gonna take her to the camp town races if you know whatta I mean….just don’t fancy yer horse m’kay!

So line ‘em on up girls….we got plenty for ya! It’a be putting hair in places you didn’t think it could’a grow….

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General Scott Ludwig
4/II/ANV