President Marshall
Sir,
Jumping Josephat! They will let anyone run for office, I guess! How many babies did you have to kiss to rig this gig, huh? Well, perhaps you can do something about the potholes on I-65 running up to Indiana. Last time my boys launched an invasion up that way we thought the bottoms would fall out of the supply wagons.
Do some good will you! Also, let me know if we can talk about a few speeding tickets...
Good luck to you!
_________________ Major General Tim Reneau "Gator Alley" 2nd Div, 2nd Corps Army of Tennessee Commanding
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