American Civil War Game Club (ACWGC)

<b><font color="beige">Notso,

What the heck are you talking about</font id="beige"></b>[?]

[:p][:)][;)]

<center><font color="blue"><b>Maj.Gen. R.A.Weir</b></font id="blue">
<font color="yellow">THE CALVERT LINE</font id="yellow">

<b>First--III--AoA CSA</b></center>

Has he been drinking Bubba's potato pickler?

Captain Stewart, ANV/III/3/2

You fall of your horse again Larry ?

<center>
Lieutenant General John Corbin
Commanding officer
Army of The James
USA</center>

Have you and Miss LuLu been drinking too much southern moonshine?
Perhaps all the time and effort you have put into FtW has gotten you a little bit looloo?
Salute to your efforts all the same. Maybe you can get her twin to snuggle up with Hank and get him back into the fray as well!


MajGen, 2/VIII/AoS
"Beer! It's not just for breakfast anymore!"

I believe Ms. Lulu's twin is really the moose in drag.

MG D. Groce
1st Division
AoP
"Into the breach"

Notso, you may have earned 9 months because the Doc says that the rabbit died for both Miss Lulu and her twin, Miss Tutu. You lucky man ... more than 900 pounds of pure love and more warmth for those upcoming cold winter nights than you could ever deserve. There are enough blubber folds among those two gals to grow a large sized vegetable garden. How proud you must be, but how is General Moose taking the news?

Maj Gen Ned Simms
VI/AoS/USA
Blood 'n Guts hisself, a land lovin' pirate. Show me some arty tubes and we'll charge 'em.

Could be jsut me but......

Who is Miss Lulu ????

General Moose's sister ?


<center>
Lieutenant General John Corbin
Commanding officer
Army of The James
USA</center>

Col. Quick Suh, <Salute>
I enjoy your explotes with Ms LuLu, her twin sister and the General Moose. You need to take all of your stories, and publish it as short stories and title it "A Yankee General Won the War, but then woke up in Andersonville" [:p] Won't reveil the name but it sounds like General Bangma [:D], or General Laub

Respectfully,

Col. Gery Bastiani
II Corp., 3rd Division AotM

"Let us pass over the river and rest under the shade of the trees" - Stonewall Jackson

"If there is a shell or bullet over there destined for us, it will find us" - General James Longstreet

Col. Quick Suh, <Salute>

Forgive the impertinence of a junior officer suh, but I believe that I have hit upon a way for you to seek favour from Gen. Blackburn, Miss Lulu and her twin, Miss Tutu.

With the help of a few men and several draughts of fine whiskey we could make all three less offensive to the eye. I know that General Moose has in the past had a attraction for Gen. Blackburn's hairpiece. So after viewing the ladies in question (I am using the term loosely) I hit on this idea.

If we can enter the living quarters of the ladies in question while they sleep and get General Moose to restrain (sit on) each in turn while we shave the ladies (I again use the term loosely) facial hair, we will then have enough (certainly more than enough) hair to provide Gen. Blackburn with several new hairpieces. I will not tell him where they where sourced for fear of court martial.

I would advise that we bring plenty of whiskey for us to imbibe during the process as It could be a pretty traumatic experience for all involved. The thought of Miss Lulu and her twin, Miss Tutu in a state of undress does make me shudder. [xx(]

To throw the scent of any confederate officer's involvement I also advise we wear captured Union uniforms.


Captain Stewart, ANV/III/3/2