Gentlemen,
I'll be glad to represent the Mizzou Tigers along with any fellow Missouri fans. I just ask to get a shot at those fellers from Lawrence.
A first grade teacher explains to her class that she is a Kansas Jayhawk. She asks her students to raise theirs hands if they're Jayhawks too. Not really knowing what a Jayhawk is but wanting to please their teacher, their hands shoot up. All except one kid. The teacher asks him why he has decided to be different. "Because I'm not a Jayhawk." The boy replied. "Then, what are you?" The teacher asked. "I'm a Missouri Tiger." The boy replied. The teachers face was turning red by then and she asked the boy why he was a rebel. He said, "My mommy and daddy are Missouri Tigers, so I'm a tiger, too." The teacher was now very angry. She says loudly, "What if your mom was a moron, and so was your dad? What would you be then?" The boy replied simply, "No, then I'd be a Jayhawk."
<b> Lt Col Mark Truitt </b>
Bushwhacker Brigade
Stone Mountain Division
III Corps / AoG (CSA)
<i> "We'll fight them, sir, 'til hell freezes over, and then, sir, we will fight them on the ice." - A Confederate soldier at Gettysburg, in The Civil War by Shelby Foote </i>