Major General Kling,
That sort of has a ring to it! Congratulations, Sir!
What are you going to do now, Sir? I mean you've accomplished everything there is to do in the Yank Army except receive the surrender of the Confederate States and Lord knows that ain't ever going to happen. Maybe you ought to retire and get fat and sassy...
But then again I saws this little poster outside of the Tavern door... maybe's you'd like to try yourself a new career?
Pardon me, Sir! But I sees the Bartender looking at me mighty strangely... I think he remembers that I owes him a significant amount of money. Something about busting up some of his chairs over the heads of a bunch of General Perrenod's boys. (Ah heck, didn't they know Matt doesn't really wear frilly ladies undergarments? Why everyone knows that it's General Sands who does!)
A pleasant evening to you, Sir! <salute>
Gen. Roger Hulinsky
Cmdg, Cavalry
IV Corps, AoM