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"A Month in a Yankee Regiment" - by John X.

The Real Yankee Navy

Shocking New Regiments!

An excellent first issue Sir.

It explains much about the behaviour of the Yanks in the field (or anywhere else for that matter!).

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General Stewart Stiles

Army of Northern Virginia

Excellent issue! Never thought I'd see a RoboYank, but there it is!

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General Neal Hebert
Edward C. Walthall Division (2nd aka "Gator Alley")
II Corps, Army of the West
CSA Cabinet Secretary

Sir, Might i also add a Most Informative Reading.

Specially the last part....it reminds me of a Little Fellow I met while in the Batton Rouge Area. I was with my Man Servant Gunter....when ...this small Greenish fellow approached my table muttering about using a Force?.....I thought he was speaking a different language by his look and all....
He was trying to get me to go with him to the Nearby Swamp...sooo i could learn of this...Ummmm Force.......But i have pressing mattters in Richmond had to take my leave of him...


I Hope I won't regret not going...

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Lt. Col. D. J. Hawkins 6/3/II
ANV "Jackson's Corps"
Chief of Staff ,CSA

I've heard of these strange men from the North. Maybe he is a Yank politician..........rumour has it that they try to get you to enter into a strange house like a big seegar tin. My aunt Jemima saw Uncle Seth go into one two years ago...........next morning the giant seegar case was gone & Uncle Seth was never seen again!

Could it be a Yank secret weapon?

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General Stewart Stiles

Army of Northern Virginia

That photo looks very much like a Yankee officer I know called Rex or Drex somethingbloom, but I can't be sure Do any of you folks know his name

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General Cam McOmish

Brigade Commander
Alabama State Volunteers
Cleburne's Division
Hardee's Corps
(1/1/1)
Army of Tennessee
Confederate States of America

No, it is not Drex. He is far too good looking and the ears are not angled downward enough. But there is a resemblance.

Hmmmmmmmmm....A Most Incredible event has taken place........I've been contacted by a member of the US Senate/...Or was it Federation?..It escapes me now...

Anyway......He told me that he was with the Rebel Alliance.....sooo naturally i listened thinking he was on "Our Side"....He was Very Figitty...and Nervous....Judging by his looks...who would blame him. I was suspicious cause he sounded British to me. He went by the name of "Cee tree po"...i gathered for I really couldn't understand him..since he was VERY nervous.....

He is Requesting a Secret meeting with the War Deptartment in Richmond....I'm Asking what should i do Sir?




Gunter was able to draw this picture of the Fellow......

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Lt. Col. D. J. Hawkins 6/3/II
ANV "Jackson's Corps"
Chief of Staff ,CSA

I have checked our records and cannot find any reference to the "Rebel Alliance" It could be some fringe group from Kentucky. The drawing Günter provided looks vaguely familiar – if he was rambling on incoherently then there is a high chance he is a YANK . Did he at any time refer to a person called Drex Vader or Darth Ringbloom? Richmond should be all over this issue like a duck on a doughnut, it should not be left to us on the front lines to deal with all this underhanded spooky stuff.

In the future get any of these weirdos to contact the War Department direct at:

CSA Top Secret Spy Stuff Department
The Hexagon
18b Dodgy Street
Howdy Doodie
Richmond
4810
VA

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General Cam McOmish

Brigade Commander
Alabama State Volunteers
Cleburne's Division
Hardee's Corps
(1/1/1)
Army of Tennessee
Confederate States of America

Suh! I have the pleasure to Report!
Darth Ringbloom has been found and is definitely Sympathetic to "Our Cause"...He has amazing powers and yet seems alittle ..."Under the Weather".....(Apparently he has trouble Breathing...or a Very Bad Cold)....
His powers...are incredible....he would put his Hand out ......and Poor Gunter fell over! Now mind you Sir...That is nothing new for poor little Gunter...but he hadn't a bit of Moonshine in him!
Mr Ringbloom is VERY Adamant about "Crushing things".....although he says this about Rebellions.....but told me NOT to Worry....Not Ours...
Requesting Escort to CSA Top Secret Spy Stuff Department
As Soon as Possible !!!!!





Gunter's Rendering....

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Lt. Col. D. J. Hawkins 6/3/II
ANV "Jackson's Corps"
Chief of Staff ,CSA

We have sent Agent 86 to escort Mr. Ringbloom back to our offices.



We will speak more once we have him safely within the Cone of Silence. Then, and only then, shall we be safely able to discuss the ongoing plans to defeat the invaders.

Signed
The Chief