Gen Stiles, <salute>
It gives me Great Pleasure to tell you that i'm not Very Fond of the Pink Umbrellas....Phew!
Now if ....Suh you said Violet Umbrellas......then I might have to go AWOL!...For fear of not adding to my already Stellar Collection!
I'd also like to Report a Yankee was seen by Gunter....eye'ing up the River in the Back yard......
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I think he was planning to construct a pontoon bridge walking up and down....all quickly and such
He kept grabbing at his lower area....
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Gunter High Tail'ed it out of there for fear of some Yankee Wonder Weapon
He promptly informed the nearest Sentry.....
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Lt. Col. D. J. Hawkins 6/3/II
ANV "Jackson's Corps"
Chief of Staff ,CSA
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