"Danny," is it? Yet another misdirected lad intent upon unnecessarily extending this war,
ad infinitum. Too bad. I should have thought, with the late explosion of the CSA laundromat, that the prospect of having to wear soiled underwear would have induced these recruits to look north for better accommodations! Of course, Lieutenant, you'll have to oblige General McOmish with his slap-on-the-back congratulatory drinks, but the liquor can be put to better use as a disinfectant for that underwear.
Note: Investigation of the laundromat explosion revealed its cause as a chemical reaction set off by the raw lye detergent powder in use and the smoke from the new hemp tobacco being issued by the CSA Sustenance Department.