St. Peter was standing at the pearly gates of Heaven When a group of Yankees walked up.
"Hey St. Petey, may we come into Heaven?"
St. Peter replies "Well, we have never had Yankees in Heaven before, let me ask GOD."
He leaves the pearly gates of Heaven and goes to see GOD.
"GOD, there is a group of Yankees at the pearly gates of Heaven. Should I let them in?"
GOD thinks for a moment and says "We have never had Yankees in Heaven before. Let's see how it goes. Let them in."
St. Peter leaves GOD, only to come running back a few minutes later.
"THEY'RE GONE!" He said.
"The Yankees?"
"THE PEARLY GATES!!"
_________________ General Tim Miller 1st (Palmetto Ghost Riders) Cavalry Brigade 4th Division I Corp Army of Tennessee
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