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You know you are a Yankee and in the Union Army of Tennessee
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Author:  TMiller [ Sun Jun 12, 2022 6:47 pm ]
Post subject:  You know you are a Yankee and in the Union Army of Tennessee

Any of your neighbors has ever spent Halloween night at the bottom of a hole because you moved their outhouse back about four feet.

You've ever lost a dog to a bush hog.

You've ever been arrested for a DUI on a riding lawn mower.

You keep your teeth and your goldfish in the same glass.

On average, one out of every thirty words you use can be found in a dictionary.

You think Motorola is a fancy name for a car part.

You give your girlfriend long-thorned roses hoping she won't ask for them again.

You borrow your wedding flowers from Wal-Mart.

Author:  David Smith [ Mon Jun 13, 2022 3:02 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: You know you are a Yankee and in the Union Army of Tenne

want to tangle?

Author:  S Trauth [ Mon Jun 13, 2022 5:46 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: You know you are a Yankee and in the Union Army of Tenne

Or... you're still wondering why Hood attacked a fortified Nashville with a wide open flank back in November 1864, while outnumbered.

Or you understand Jeff Foxworthy is a comedian, despite being really good at validation.

Edited to add: this from Lt Gen Strickler, though, apparently you hear dueling banjos out west -- it's been awhile since I'd been over there, but I do vaguely recall that sort of thing coming from the other side of the line among other things.

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