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Brigadier General Hooper,
Jon,
Why Sir, you have yet to meet the conditions of the contract! Look at it again... you know... see the fine print at the bottom, on the back page. Let me write it out for you in bigger letters.
<i><font color="yellow"><b><font size="3">Payable at the time of your first <u>MAJOR VICTORY</u> over a Union Opponent!</font id="size3"></b></font id="yellow"></i>
Now come on Jon, whatcha been waiting for?
I'm sure it's just an <b><font color="maroon">Oklahoma</font id="maroon"></b> thing. Go to the Bowl Game... LOSE. Go to the Bowl Game... LOSE. I hate to say this but it might happen in 2009. Go to the Big Twelve Championship... face the Nebraska Cornhuskers... LOSE. Go to the Tiddy Bowl... LOSE.
But that's ok, Jon! The Longhorns, A&M and OSU are not going anywhere either! And if you want to root for the <font color="red"><b>HUSKERS</b></font id="red">... the more the merrier!
Gen. Roger Hulinsky
Cmdg, Cavalry
IV Corps, AoM
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