To All: Noble Vassals of His Brittanic Majesty, Gentlemen of fine Distinction, "Milishy" who think a flanking manuever is some fancy step at the hoe down, Ignorant Indigineous tribesman who will get REAL familiar with Oklahoma in about 50 years or so, Perfumed Gallic Gourmets who would rather arrange flowers than arrange their line:
Greetings,
<font color="limegreen"><b>From British Legion Cavalry Headquarters, Lieutenant Patrick Mullen commanding:</b></font id="limegreen">
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<b>Colours have been captured!</b>
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This candy-cane barbershop pole novelty pennant was found on the banks of the Peedee river in the Cheraw Hills, after we had chased Brigadier General Cox's forces out of North Carolina. I suggest all you bumpkins in the Milishy contact that barmaid Betsy Ross and tell her to pick up the pace with her knitting.
In compliance with British Legion Cavalry <font color="red"><i>Regimental Order #13</i></font id="red">, these captures have been duly noted, and posted outside my command tent at:
http://navaronegun.tripod.com/id5.html
I Victoriously Remain,