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| Author: | zinkyusa [ Thu Feb 24, 2005 10:52 am ] |
| Post subject: | Indian Battle Tactics for Fighting Redcoats |
1. Two Braves stand in front of Redcoats and yell "Me-si-yu-poo-poo-ca-ca-stu-pid-o-re-d-co-at" loose translation "Who's squaw are you Redcoat?" 2. Braves will turn around, bend over, and lift loin-cloth. 3. Wait for redcoats to get in nice straight line and then hide behind big rock. 4. Let Redocats shoot at rock. 5. Fifty braves circle behind nice straight line of redcoats walking on tip toes and hit them with tomahawks, killing all. 6. Remove powdered wigs and scalp (warning some redcoats may not have hair under wig and look like shiny dear butt). 7. Remove nice redcoats and use with powdered wigs to scare misbehaving children and keep crows out of maize. [8][:o)][:I] |
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