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| Author: | Ed Blackburn [ Tue Jan 14, 2014 3:50 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Reasons for award of French Marechal's baton |
1. Has a pulse. 2. Can sit a donkey (also known as a French cavalry charger). 3. Owns a stylish uniform that has never been soiled by mud or battle smoke. 4. Can defeat a Coalition Officer in battle at least once in every ten attempts. 5. Has an eye for rare and valuable art to steal from conquered countries. I'm waiting |
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| Author: | David Guegan [ Tue Jan 14, 2014 4:02 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Reasons for award of French Marechal's baton |
| Author: | Scott Ludwig [ Tue Jan 14, 2014 4:40 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Reasons for award of French Marechal's baton |
Because each time we accept the sword of an incompetent Coalition Officer, whom just lost half his army, we can thump him on the head for good luck next time! |
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| Author: | clifton seeney [ Tue Jan 14, 2014 4:44 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Reasons for award of French Marechal's baton |
The chain of command in the LGA |
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| Author: | clifton seeney [ Tue Jan 14, 2014 4:47 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Reasons for award of French Marechal's baton |
Nay you did not say that did you! When I was in the not so lga |
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| Author: | MCJones1810 [ Wed Jan 15, 2014 12:55 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Reasons for award of French Marechal's baton |
6. Can apply mascara evenly, and without clumping, while leading a cavalry charge in the driving rain. 7. Exhibits an obsessive fondness for all things shiny in which he can admire his own reflection. 8. Routinely wears enough perfume to choke a herd of stampeding cattle into submission. 9. Can list all of the lingerie manufacturers in the world in alphabetical order, and provide a professional commentary based on personal experience as to which are the most comfortable to wear after several washings. 10. Suffers under the misguided belief that snails are a necessary staple of the human diet. |
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| Author: | clifton seeney [ Wed Jan 15, 2014 1:02 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Reasons for award of French Marechal's baton |
In every bag! |
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| Author: | David Guegan [ Wed Jan 15, 2014 3:43 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Reasons for award of French Marechal's baton |
I learned by reading the December's minutes about the rules changes that there was no rules regarding ranks in the AAA army... In the Imperial French Army we are children of the Republic and we value the rule of law over the rule of being born in the right family. |
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| Author: | Mark Hornsby [ Wed Jan 15, 2014 4:09 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Reasons for award of French Marechal's baton |
Here here, well said Sir. |
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| Author: | Scott Ludwig [ Wed Jan 15, 2014 4:19 pm ] |
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| Author: | John Corbin [ Wed Jan 15, 2014 4:51 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Reasons for award of French Marechal's baton |
The best reason to be awarded the baton is to drive the allied rabble crazy with jealousy |
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| Author: | Scott Ludwig [ Wed Jan 15, 2014 4:59 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Reasons for award of French Marechal's baton |
| Author: | clifton seeney [ Wed Jan 15, 2014 5:57 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Reasons for award of French Marechal's baton |
Step one a raw recruit Step # 2 a Drill sergeant like me Step # Graduation from Officers training school A friend like Scott Turncoat and enough wins like him An interview with Nap |
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| Author: | Richard Bradshaw [ Wed Jan 15, 2014 7:24 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Reasons for award of French Marechal's baton |
"Children of the Revolution" is just the French way to say " I have no idea who my father is. The English Navy was in town on shore leave and that American Ben Franklin did a lot of street walking". It is important to remember that only through fine breeding and blood line can true rulers guide the masses to the better life we Royals think they deserve. Long live the Kings! |
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| Author: | EaglesFly [ Wed Jan 15, 2014 9:59 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Reasons for award of French Marechal's baton |
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