Times are tough these days for the LGA...
Rumour has it their advanced training program now includes some of the most cunning tactical maneuvers — especially that famous one known as
“the advance to the rear, in force!”
We at the Allied Training College don’t really practice that one anymore — hasn’t been particularly useful in quite some time!
Welcome to the front line, Sous-Lieutenant!
It’s an honourable deed to join the ranks of the LGA in these hard times when everything seems to be falling apart. We appreciate your bravery and wish you modest luck.
And should you ever feel the call to serve the true cause of the French motherland — under the rightful Bourbon monarchy — rest assured, there’s always a spot open for you in one of our Cossack regiments.
