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Author:  Neville Worland [ Tue Feb 07, 2006 12:46 am ]
Post subject:  Trial
I have been instructed by our illustrious club President to say something offensive in the pub. Who knows why; perhaps he feels the spirit of competition is not strong enough. One can only follow orders. So here goes, by offical command.

"Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries."

Lt Colonel Neville Worland
Chef d'Etat-Major
Ier Corps de Réserve de Cavalerie
Army du Nord
Author:  John Corbin [ Tue Feb 07, 2006 1:54 am ]
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To much of that captured vodka swill again sir ?

Monsieur le Marechal Baron John Corbin
Duc de Paive
Commanding the Division de Cavalerie de la Jeune Garde
NWC President
Author:  sharpie [ Tue Feb 07, 2006 2:45 am ]
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Go and boil your bottoms, sons of a silly person, I fart in your general direction.

Lt Colonel Asher
1st Light Dragoons KGL
3rd Cav Bde
Anglo Cav Corps
7th Dragoon Guards
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"The Black Horse"
Author:  Sean Turner [ Tue Feb 07, 2006 11:57 pm ]
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Now go away, or I shall taunt you a second time!


Lt Sean Turner
1er Dragons
2ème Division de Dragons
Ier Corps de Réserve de Cavalerie
l'Armee du Nord
Author:  dalelast [ Wed Feb 08, 2006 1:02 am ]
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What is your favorite color?

Captain Dale Lastowicka
13th Light Dragoons
4th Cavalry Brigade
Cavalry Corps
Anglo-Allied Army
Author:  Tomasz [ Wed Feb 08, 2006 1:17 am ]
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I wave my private parts at your aunties, you cheesy lot of second hand electric donkey-bottom biters. I burst my pimples at you, you tiny-brained wipers of other people's bottoms! Illegitimate-faced bugger-folk!

<center>Maréchal T. Nowacki
<b>V KORPUS ARMII RENU</b>
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Comte de Liege
Duc de la Moskova
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Chasseurs a Cheval de la Vieille Garde</center>
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