I beg to report that the AotM Wives and Sweethearts Confederation has boycotted the event. When last seen they were outside picketing Mrs Boules Burlesque Bordello Bar and Barbeque. They have also "cut-off" their men from certain... activities... if you catch my drift. I encourage the general to change venues to Jackson, Mississippi, where we may meet away from the prying eyes of our attached lady friends. My men can endure battlefield hardships but being without female companionship at night is just cruel! I would also suggest the General look out for his own wife as some of the ladies informed me that they were writing her. They said your tomcat days and drinking were about to come to an end after your wife got news of what you were up to. I would be happy to dispatch an armed guard to protect you from her if needed, sir.
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