Colonial Campaigns Club (CCC)

To All,

After having recieved my second message at the HQ tent on this issue, I would like to make clear that the British Legion Cavalry's "PC" or as I call it, "Jessup's Acabus" is in fine working order. My battle orders will be dispatched to all and sundry with the usual celerity to which my foes are accustomed. Some Milishy Corporal named Murphy has been having trouble with his turnip counter and evidently, and as we both share the same Christian name, there might have been some confusion.

I rmn, &etc.,