Colonial Campaigns Club (CCC)

Enemies of L'Armee de Terre Royale (You know who you are)

Today, the glorious French Army, in an effort to be even better than we already are (which is neigh unto impossible because we are just so darned...<i>French)</i> begins its Spring Maneuvers. You are invited to watch in amazement (except the Fat German King in London who can't be moved from his buffet table)as we commence our conquest of Europe, North America and of course...Starbucks (we need that French Deluxe Mocca Lotte because we are just so darned...French).

Gentlemen of the Glorious French Army. Keep your powrder dry and sharpen your bayonets. When we finish our training we shall seek out and destroy the foul English pig dogs, their bumpkinlike Colonial lackies and the redskinned (and very unfashionable) savages who infest our lands in Nouvelle France.

Vive le Roi!!