Colonial Campaigns Club (CCC)

To the tune of the Beverly Hillbilles

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Come listen to a story bout a dog named Bart
Poor scrawny mutt slept in Natty's Bed
Then one day while he was nippin at some booze
Up from the ground came a pitchforked goon

Satan that is, the devil, ol Nick

First think you know it, Ol Bart's a pink terror
Kin folk said, Natty get him outta here!
America's the place you outta be!
So they loaded up the boat and they moved to ol Philly

America that is, our land, not his

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Now you know the secret origin of Cerebus.

You also know I lack talent [:p]