Colonial Campaigns Club (CCC)

Gary notices that his very next post is to be his 1000th Post...

Well... I could get maudlin and talk about how great this club is (though I've been quiet of late), or the like, and I've done that before. But no, not this time.

I could talk about the Perfumed Parisian Wonders, and how they befouled the fair rivers of North America and were rightly thrown out of Canada before they managed to turn the entire continent into a Snail and Garlic farm, but that wouldn't be worth it.

I could sit here, and talk about the loincloth wearing barbarians, but that wouldn't be worth it (or PC for that matter).


So, I return once again to my favorite sport.

Yes, indeed, Lobster baiting!
What does a British Soldier call being sent to the gallows? An improvement in life!

What does a British Officer call an honest days work? He wouldn't know! He's never seen one!

What does the British King call the Rights of Men? Garbage!