Colonial Campaigns Club (CCC)

[The servant enters, head lowered]

"Gracious innkeeper, my master awaits outside ... might you kindly go to greet him and offer him bed and board? A private room, perchance?"

[The door bursts open]

"God save all here ..... unlikely rabble the lot of ye."

[His Lordship Jones surveys the assembled gentry]

"Dear God, and where have you cast me upon now? I daresay there is nought a challenge here within twenty leagues. Nor either a decent whisky. Ahh, the perils of the road, but yet You have led me here .... therefore ...

[steps to the center of the pitiable tavern]

"Shouldst any man here be willing to cross a sword over a diminutive field in the F&IW ... here stands your match! Your Health, gentlemen, and God save the King!

"Do so kindly see my clerk and secretary, for your choice of field. Mind you, be it small but exciting .., much of how her ladyship last described you?!"