Welcome news to be sure Bill!
The reference to the Boise river has me a bit concerned...
But this avergae Joe chap...working night and day you say....could I suggest several average Jing's or Jang's be employed ASAP to assist ...then administer a fatal thrashing to the first one that slows!
I have seen this type of method works wonders for developing economies of effort
I am assuming the 'ton of artwork' is in fact the entire Iberian Penninsular ...YEAH BABY!!
As for the IRS...Here we have the IRD and getting anything out of them is like trying to get an Austrain from the small room prior to battle!
But wait! The current exchange rate is very favourable so it should mean only a week or so on half rations.
Helga! A round of drinks here for this Bill fellow in the funny, shiny, ill fitting uniform........ and throw a bucket of icey water over this Joe chap beavering away on his tablet in the corner!
HUZZAH!