Napoleonic Wargame Club (NWC)

1. Has a pulse.
2. Can sit a donkey (also known as a French cavalry charger).
3. Owns a stylish uniform that has never been soiled by mud or battle smoke.
4. Can defeat a Coalition Officer in battle at least once in every ten attempts.
5. Has an eye for rare and valuable art to steal from conquered countries.

I'm waiting

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Field Marshal Sir Edward Blackburn, 1st Duke of Aberdeen K.G.
85th (Buck's Light Volunteers) Regiment of Foot
16th British Brigade
7th Division
III (Peninsular) Corps
2nd Battalion, Coldstream Regiment of Foot Guards

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Général David Guegan

3ème Régiment de Grenadiers - Bataillon d'élite du 3ème Légère
2ème Brigade
Grenadiers de la Réserve
Réserve
La Grande Armée
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"From the sublime to the ridiculous is but a step."
Napoléon Bonaparte

Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.
Groucho Marx

Because each time we accept the sword of an incompetent Coalition Officer, whom just lost half his army, we can thump him on the head for good luck next time!

The chain of command in the LGA

Nay you did not say that did you! When I was in the not so lga

6. Can apply mascara evenly, and without clumping, while leading a cavalry charge in the driving rain.

7. Exhibits an obsessive fondness for all things shiny in which he can admire his own reflection.

8. Routinely wears enough perfume to choke a herd of stampeding cattle into submission.

9. Can list all of the lingerie manufacturers in the world in alphabetical order, and provide a professional commentary based on personal experience as to which are the most comfortable to wear after several washings.

10. Suffers under the misguided belief that snails are a necessary staple of the human diet.

In every bag!

I learned by reading the December's minutes about the rules changes that there was no rules regarding ranks in the AAA army...

In the Imperial French Army we are children of the Republic and we value the rule of law over the rule of being born in the right family.

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Général David Guegan

3ème Régiment de Grenadiers - Bataillon d'élite du 3ème Légère
2ème Brigade
Grenadiers de la Réserve
Réserve
La Grande Armée
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"From the sublime to the ridiculous is but a step."
Napoléon Bonaparte

Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.
Groucho Marx

Here here, well said Sir.

The best reason to be awarded the baton is to drive the allied rabble crazy with jealousy

"Children of the Revolution" is just the French way to say " I have no idea who my father is. The English Navy was in town on shore leave and that American Ben Franklin did a lot of street walking".

It is important to remember that only through fine breeding and blood line can true rulers guide the masses to the better life we Royals think they deserve. Long live the Kings!

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Major General Richard Bradshaw, 1st Viscount of Manchester

Lloyd's Battery, Royal Artillery
Royal Regiment of Artillery
Reserve Artillery & Engineers