Looking for an opponent for Germantown_a in 1776. Looking for a good fight of maneuver here. No willi-nilli lunk headed smash mouth game from the get go.
We will defend Philadelphia and send the church burning Lobsters and their baby eating, horse stealing, Hessian dogs packing to New York city where they belong.
I understand that one of their Hessian Majors is "Wanted in fourteen counties of this State, for murder, armed robbery of citizens, state banks, and post offices; the theft of sacred objects, arson in a state prison, perjury, bigamy, deserting his wife and children, inciting prostitution, kidnapping, extortion, receiving stolen goods, selling stolen goods, passing counterfeit money, and contrary to the laws of this State, is guilty of using marked cards and loaded dice..."
Only trumped by a Provincial 'Officer':
"Wanted in fifteen counties, for the following crimes: murder, assaulting a Justice of the Peace, raping a virgin of the white race, statutory rape of a minor of the black race, ... robbery, highway robbery, robbing an unknown number of post offices, breaking out of a county jail, counterfeiting and passing counterfeit money, promoting prostitution, bribing persons in high places of authority, illegal postal pick up, intention of selling black fugitive slaves, bodily assault on the sheriff in Bordentown, hiring himself out as guide on a wagon train, after receiving his payment in advance, he deserted the wagon train in the hunting grounds of the Chippewa Indians, misrepresenting himself as a Militia General in order to receive a salary and living allowance from the Continental Army..."
<font size="1">Apolgies to The Good, The Bad and The Ugly (though coincindentally it does describe the French, the British, and the Indians...[;)]</font id="size1">
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