Kingston, Upper CanadaHeadquarters of the Military & Royal Governorship of His Most Britannic Majesty's Royal, Provincial and Colonial Dominion in British America and the British West IndiesThe Commander-in-Chief of His Most Britannic Majesty's British Armies in America was very soured by the news.
"Egads! Percy" he cried, "Of almost two dozen battles or so in the last two months, four, four pathetic victories! Good God man! What are my commanders doing? I can't possibly write London with this news....."
He takes his pen to write:
To All Commands in His Most Britannic Majesty's British Armies in America:
This message arrives at the most dire of times for the Crown. Our forces all over North America are being turned back my the rebel rabble, savages and forked tongue Frenchmen. What in the name of Good St. George are you all doing out there??
Please make every effort to make sure that the war continues and isn't promptly ended, as that would be a great misfortune to us all.
Given under My Hand and Seal at Kingston this 12th day of September, of this current year,
Ludwig
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Field Marshal The Earl of Lexington, OSM(Scott Ludwig)
Commander-in-Chief of His Most Britannic Majesty's British Armies in America
The British Armies in AmericaTraining Center Commander
Glory in the King's Service! God Save the King!